Heard at my house...

I thought this was funny:

My husband was getting ready to change a rather explosive diaper. He gathers all of the supplies, including two wipes. As he pulls out the wipes, he makes a comment about rationing the wipes.

I said "Why are you rationing wipes?" I'm thinking that he's crazy to try to clean that mess with only two wipes and it showed in my voice.

His response: "Why do you cut dryer sheets in half?"

Point.